Blame Day

The last few Mondays have been blah. I have all these great plans to start off the week on Sunday night, then Monday comes barreling in and ruins them all.

Yes, it's Mondays fault that I'm not going to the gym, yet again.

It's Monday's fault that it stormed and thundered directly over my house this morning and kept me from sleeping in for the proper amount of time I had allocated Mr. Sandman.

And I will blame Monday for the terribly unhealthy lunch I will probably consume and the 1.5 bottles of wine I will drink later, totally wrecking my plan to keep the carbs (and the booze) to a minimum for the next 6 weeks.

It will also fall upon Monday's shoulders to bear the blame of my utterly foul mood and craptastic headache I have brewing like a hurricane in the Gulf.

Poor Monday. Sucks to be you. And me too for that matter.

Oh , and more - I have a DR's appt today. With a new doctor. Swell, someone else to explain all this stuff too.

See you tomorrow.

UPDATE - The doctor was cool, she was pretty thorough. So now, I am officially "on something". I told her as long as it wouldn't affect my stellar sense of humor and my radiant beauty (ha!) or my ability to do good blogs I was all for it.


Bubblewench said...

Goddamn Monday's! They really are the Devil aren't the?

Lynda said...

Monday, Monday. Can't trust that day.


sybil law said...

NOTHING could quell your stellar sense of humor or radiant beauty!!
Glad the doc visit went well!
And fuck Monday - that skanky whore.

Athomia said...

yes, if i could just get started on Sunday night with all my good intentions, i might get somewhere

Monday mornings....aargh, and all of Monday, too

At least we get another chance Tuesday morning...

Glad your dr. was cool...hope you don't take anything that suppresses your spirit, you are an inspiration to us all.

ciao for now

TexasRaceLady said...

Mondays suck, big time. For 30yrs it meant I had to go look at 150+ 7th grade boys and girls. *shudder*

Even though I've been retired for 10yrs, I still hate Monday.

Glad to hear your doc was cool.
Hope what ever she gave you will help.

If it affects your stellar sense of humor, we'll let you know. As far as your radiant beauty...well, nevermind. LOL