Hello?? Hello?? Can you hear me now ?

"Hello ??

Hello, may I speak to Gregory Mann?

Uhm, no, he's not available.

Do you have a better number for me to reach him at?

Noooo, not really.

Is this his wife?

Yes. *sighs*

Hi, my name is (insert random hospital / medical / ambulance / x-ray / doctor's office bill collector here). I'm with "we'll annoy the heck out of you collection services even though you've told us over and over your husband's estate is still tied up in probate and you can't get blood from a stone and that as soon as you start being the Executor you'll call us back and give us money but we don't listen and we don't notate the account because we're too busy looking at midget porn and telling our friends on FB and even though the only number we can reach you at is Google Voice message with a snarky voicemail message we ignore all of that and keep calling you anyway !!!" How are you today?

Great. *SIGH* Look, I've talked to you people ( being really nice and not saying asshats / igmos / jerks ) dozens of times in the last 7 months and nothing has changed. When it does, I have a list of people just like you who I'll be calling as soon as I am able to turn my pennies into bills and be assured, you will be seeing the monthly MINIMUM from me. Yes indeed.

Ohhhh, GREAT !! Well, in the meantime, is there another relative or party that may have an interest in the estate that we could contact ?

WHY YES !!! Here's the names, work, cellular and home telephone numbers, and addresses. Please, be my guest, feel free to call them ANYTIME.

Oh thank you so much, sorry to bother you. Goodbye.

*tick tock tick tock*

Riinnnggggg Rinnnnnggggg.


Hi, (this is all that I just typed up there) again, the party says they are not responsible any of Mr. Mann's estate.

Well, as I'm sure they'll find out, because they have laid a claim to the estate, by Alabama State Law they are most definitely responsible for those debts and possibly more !

Ohhhhh ok, well thanks.

No prob, call them anytime.

Anyone else wanna slice of this pie ?


BeautifulWreck said...

I love you.

This is fantastic. Some people are stupid. They think that they can lay claim to an estate and get a piece of it before debts are paid. LMAO. Dumb asses.

HEATHER said...

Awesome ladybug!!
You are in my nightly prayers.

Elaina M. Avalos said...

I hope you really did this. Had the collections company call them that is. Those that are contesting the estate need to wake up and smell the coffee.

Hang in there!

Bubblewench said...

That is awesome that you gave the numbers out.. what a great move.

They deserve it.

Love & Hugs..

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

"we're too busy looking at midget porn"


My heart goes out to you ;)

Coloradolady said...

Way to go....let them in on the fun stuff....I'm giving you the high five this morning!

Anonymous said...

Way to go. Keep at them.

Fran said...

That was AWESOME!!! Did you really do it?? I hope so. Sadly, you know as well as I do that You Can't Fix Stupid. But if they are going to make your life a living hell, then payback is .. well, we all know what payback is!!!

I love you, Kim. This made my day!!!

LOVIN7 said...

I'm betting you really DID do this and it's PRICELESS!! LMAO!! Way to go Cozzie!! I am sorry you are being hasseled but you handled it perfectly. ((HUGS))

GeekByMarriage said...

Good girl!!!! I hope they bug the shit out of "those people".

TexasRaceLady said...

This is the Kim that I know and love.

You go, girlfriend. If those asses want a piece of the estate, let them pay for the privilege.

Bite 'em in the ass, Kim.


Supa Dupa Fresh said...

I LOVE this and I hope you really did it.



(going to check if there is really such a thing as midget porn)

sybil law said...

I am so glad you gave them their numbers. Assholes.

Anonymous said...

Just a thought.

If they are using a lawyer, pass along that name also as I'm sure the lawyer will charge for every phone call that they take regarding the estate also.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Woman, you are beyond awesome.

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